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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Vombatus, Mar 17, 2015.

  1. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I'd like Wilt Chamberlain's, please.
  3. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    At least now the guy can't be accused with thinking with his dick. He's thinking with someone else's dick. Gives him a layer of plausible deniability when he nails his sister-in-law.

    What's the medical term for this procedure? An addadicktomy?
  4. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    I don't want mine replaced...I just want a second one attached....to like my foot.

    I would get a good leg workout in with that sucker.
  5. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Or Greg (Oden) Jr.
  6. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her, But three days later, go see the doctor
    I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?" He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
    I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
    He turned and said in a real deep voice "Have it your way, if that's your choice
    And I'll put it down if you want me to put it, But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
    Extending from the middle of your body, And the next time you see your cute hottie
    You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do, Is just kick her, so go take karate"
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  7. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    So when you say "I wouldn't fuck her with somebody else's dick," you'll really mean it.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    That's only if you are fitted with Bea Arthur's dick
  9. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    But would you fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick?

  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I'd guess that thing was probably worn down to the nub from overuse.
  11. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    That....can happen?! *faints*
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    That is another reason why stem cell research is so important. The ability to regenerate cells, including dick cells.
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