There's a mouse in my apartment

No one's ever broken your neck. Yet.

 

D-Con. Which is actually capsules of blood thinner, lethal to rodents.

 

How's Stan at mousehunting?

 

Snakes, too.

 

I think I'd rather have a mouse.

Thanks, people.

 

I catch them all the time. Like this:

 

What did I ever do to you? ???

Last May, I inspired several days of riotous laughter from my wife after jumping up on the couch upon spotting a mouse she never saw. Still, I finally convinced her to pick up some glue traps. Couple of weeks pass, and one night I hear the tell-tale squeaking in the dead of night. Next morning, my wife gets up before me, goes to her closet to get dressed ... and promptly jumps back in shock of seeing a stuck mouse, breaking her pinky toe in the process.

 

Nice, Mike.

Now I'm rooting for the mouse.

 

Stan and I are too.