There goes the greatest Halloween costume that ever lived ...

Stole the thread title from Deadspin, but worth a re-post here:

 

The pen is mightier!

 

I once went to a Halloween party dressed as Adam.

 

I attended a Halloween party in 1995 at which a couple were dressed as Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson Pez dispensers.

 

I was kind of partial to the Halloween costume you told me about the ex-Mrs. Zero wore.

 

The only problem I had with my costume was that it was a rather brisk night. Luckily I had a raincoat.

 

Went to one in 1993 and a couple dressed as Monica Seles and the guy who stabbed her.

 

Meh. Where's the frozen can of tuna?

 

My favorite Halloween costume/mask story of all time centers on a day at CVS.

I went down to the CVS near my then-shop for some now-forgotten reason. They had the Halloween displays up because it was, very obviously, just before Halloween. For some reason, I went over to the display and was talking to someone and put on a mask I found of an old man.

I then heard someone say "excuse me." I didn't take the time to take off the mask. I just whirled around with the mask on. A CVS employee was there. When she saw me with the mask on, she literally recoiled and put her right hand on her heart.

I knew right then I had to buy that mask. I then used the mask to walk in and pretend to be my shop's publisher. It actually worked for a little while.

 

What is in Ted's pants?

 

Photo post fail.