There goes my LOVE.

http://television.aol.com/news/story/_a/jennifer-love-hewitt-gets-engaged/20071129065809990001


Now three of my most favorite things are unavaliable -- Jennifer Love Hewitt and her two friends she carries around with her everyday.

 

Judging by the pictures on WWTDD.com yesterday, those two friends would be her giant ass cheeks.

There might be some stuff here NSFW:
http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3193

 

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand ... or so I have read ...

 

Yikes! That's OK though. I'd just make sure not to turn her around. I'll just look at her pretty face and her funbags.

 

She's always had curves. Having hips is NOT A NEGATIVE. I think she's beautiful.

 

She's always been beautiful, and she'll probably always be beautiful.

I just don't know why she hasn't returned any of my letters. ...

 

So we post photos like that all over the internet and then we make fun of celebs who have plastic surgery. Nice.

 

People really thought a girl with natural cans like that wasn't going to end up with an ass as she got older?

Totally acceptable tradeoff. She's hot as hell.

 

I'd hit it. With my penis.

 

Absolutely, 100 percent agreed.

That's not a fat person. That's a person who has put on a little normal weight after being subject to being Hollywood skinny for two long and who outgrew her ridiculously tiny bathing suit.

She's still gorgeous.

 

Besides, with a zoom lense, anyone's ass is going to look like that.

She's probably a size 6-8 at the WORST.

 

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