There are a couple of benefits to living in California

Just before 4 pm my time.


73 degrees.

"Grandpa, tell me what it was like to shovel snow."


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Current Weather.com update for my zip code:

81 degrees. Feels like 79.

And in all seriousness, I'll take the traffic, the brown air, the crime, the fakeness and the houses that I can't afford ... in exchange for those icy winters and 85-degree/85-humidity suffocating summers back home.

 

Hope that doorway threshold's sturdy when the big one comes!

 

I hope your car breaks down right outside Chino during a riot!

 

Laugh now Californians, but who is going to be laughing when Lex Luther's real estate plan comes to fruition?

You're all destined to fall in a big crack in the earth, probably to the upbeat soundtrack of Supertramp.

Meanwhile, I'll be saying "I told you" at my condo in Otisburg.

 

California isn't the only place it's nice and sunny. It's 63 and there's not a cloud in the sky here in the Northwest.

Suck it, Easterners

 

Yeah Bub,

But can't Superman just fly really fast around the workld the other way and undo it?

Or do I have my super movies mixed up.

 

I'm not sure which was more ridiculous:

Superman going back in time by changing the earth's rotation

OR

The Enterprise crew going back in time by doing an 8-Warp speed flyby/slingshot around the sun

 

It does get down to the 40s at night, though. ;D

 

Screw all of ya'll.
I cannot stand this cold weather.

 

In-N-Out
Swimming pools
Movie stars