The zombie apocalypse...

... has officially begun.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/27/2819885/investigation-continues-into.html

 

I always new that the newspaper business would somehow be involved.
This happened near the Herald.
"The horrific scene began about 2 p.m. Saturday when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along Northeast 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building."

 

That's a hell of a second paragraph:

This may be the victim:

 

Weird. That bridge is usually a safe place for a naked, 2 p.m. stroll.

 

I like how one of the witnesses mentioned that the incident was "one of the most gruesome" scenes he had ever encountered.

Really? Watching a deranged man chew the face off another man didn't automatically rocket up to first place? I'm glad I don't live in that witness' shoes.

 

My favorite part of the story:

Saturday, police theorized that the attacker might have suffered from “cocaine psychosis,” a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads those it affects to strip naked to try to cool off.

"Cocaine psychosis" eh? Doesn't that sound exactly like something the government would say to avoid zombie mass hysteria?
Don't believe it. Board up your houses people and start watching The Walking Dead...

 

How'd they kill him if he was already dead?

 

Shoot them in the head.

Jeez, have you never seen a George A. Romero movie?

 

Seriously! Terrible fact-checking...

 

That's probably because he's another of the horde ...

 

"The Silence of the Lambs" came out 21 years ago.

 

What, exactly, does this add to the story?