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The zombie apocalypse...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by jaydaum, May 27, 2012.

  1. jaydaum

    jaydaum Member

  2. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    I always new that the newspaper business would somehow be involved.
    This happened near the Herald.
    "The horrific scene began about 2 p.m. Saturday when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along Northeast 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building."
  3. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    That's a hell of a second paragraph:

    This may be the victim:

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  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Weird. That bridge is usually a safe place for a naked, 2 p.m. stroll.
  5. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I like how one of the witnesses mentioned that the incident was "one of the most gruesome" scenes he had ever encountered.

    Really? Watching a deranged man chew the face off another man didn't automatically rocket up to first place? I'm glad I don't live in that witness' shoes.
  6. jaydaum

    jaydaum Member

    My favorite part of the story:

    Saturday, police theorized that the attacker might have suffered from “cocaine psychosis,” a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads those it affects to strip naked to try to cool off.

    "Cocaine psychosis" eh? Doesn't that sound exactly like something the government would say to avoid zombie mass hysteria?
    Don't believe it. Board up your houses people and start watching The Walking Dead...
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    How'd they kill him if he was already dead?
  8. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Shoot them in the head.

    Jeez, have you never seen a George A. Romero movie?
  9. jaydaum

    jaydaum Member

    Seriously! Terrible fact-checking...
  10. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    That's probably because he's another of the horde ...
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    "The Silence of the Lambs" came out 21 years ago.
  12. Seahawk

    Seahawk Member

    What, exactly, does this add to the story?
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