The WRONG way to kill a kitten

For the right way to kill a kitten (per the subject line, not a cat), see this thread:
http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/49400/

 

Ah, a masturbation joke. That's the last thing I'd expect to find on this site. ...

 

I was actually expecting this to be a masturbation thread.

 

I applaud the SportsJournalists.com sarcastic nation for not immediately asking "Is there a wrong way to kill a kitten?"

 

I thought about it. I really thought about it.

 

I'm having leftover kung pow chicken for breakfast.

 

You mean leftover alley cat?

 

Mmm... steamed paw.

 

it isn't? fuck.

 

We can make it one if you'd like.

 

i dare you.

 

Two right ways to kill a kitten:

1. Clear plastic sack - insert brick and cat; put in aquarium.

2. Duct tape cat to driveway. Run over with car. Back up, repeat.