The worst song of the year

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2010/12/the_20_worst_so_19.php

I won't spoil the surprise. Let me just say that this is a positively delightful takedown.

 

#1 is exactly the one I had in mind.

 

Great writing. Hilarious put-downs and impecable timing. The Kid Rock as president in 2032 had me laughing out loud.

Even with all of the crude jokes, the article was still spot on. This song blows. And the lyrics are embarrassing.

 

Not a single Bieber song?

 

As for the list...

Oh my...that Jackyl song is just...ummm...wrong. The Tom Petty one is actually quite good.

 

How could that list not have a Black Eyed Peas song on it, just out of general principle?

 

That song is atrocious. What's even more fascinating is the fact that it revived Train's career. Their last album absolutely tanked and they hadn't done jack shit in three or four years. When the song and album came out, it looked like a flop, but somehow made a huge comeback.

 

Ke$ha should have been on there at least twice.

 

God bless satellite radio. I've heard exactly two of those songs.

 

I haven't heard any of them.

 

After hearing him anally rape Brad Nowell's corpse to the tune of What I Got, I hereby revoke any get well soon wishes I ever offered to Bret Michaels, which extends to RIPs going forward.