The whole damn problem is oil, period.

And it's a double-whammy at the grocery. So why don't we go for electric motors?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080226/ap_on_go_ot/economy

 

Because our friends in Saudi Arabia/Detroit won't let us.

 

I thought the whole point of the war was so we could steal Iraq's oil.

 

We have lots. Come try and get it, fuckers ...

 

Shouldn't that be a marmot?

 

People don't dress up marmots for some reason. Just squirrels.

 

He's a cute little fella.

 

Healthcare, too.

http://online.wSportsJournalists.com/article/SB120399640594392887.html?mod=hpp_us_whats_news

Oil and Healthcare. We better find a way to fix of those or we may find ourselves closer to a real life Escape From New York vignette than we ever, ever thought possible.

 

They look awfully cute running under the tires of my truck, too.

 

It was about the WMDs. No, no, that's not it. It was about fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them over here. Nah, that's not it. It was about Freedom is on the March. but wait, those ungrateful Iraqis don't want our help. Or maybe we fought because if we didn't, it would turn into World War III. ... etc.