The Weather Channel for sale

Hardest I've laughed all day.

 

I will fight you for Jen Carfagno. She makes the world prettier.
So I'm doing this profile of a CEO and we have a set of questions that we always ask and one is favorite TV show. And he says the Weather Channel. Says he couldn't live without it.

 

Kristina Abernathy is living proof that short, blonde, cute and Southern often does not age well (see Stanier, Marny).

 

Seeing what Ms. Abrams' outfit is tonight (check local listings), I'm upping my bid.

Holy. Mother. Of. God.

 

Pat Robertson is interested in buying Landmark. So you may want to Tivo Ms. Abrams tonight.

 

Oh, so we'll have Weather on the Psalm 8's.

 

Now let's go to Jim Cantore to see which wicked, sinful city God has chosen to destroy with this hurricane.

 

Not to derail a potentially epic Godweatherjack, but Robertson has said he's only interested in the Va. Pilot and that TWC price was too rich for his blood.

If News Corp buys TWC ... the Abrams Factor?

 

I saw that, but I wasn't going to let something like a fact get in the way of some good one-liners.

Robertson doesn't like the way the Pilot has covered him and his business all these years, so now he's got a chance to silence it by buying it.

 

Most likely. Though he might actually put money in the paper, which would give him one up on your Paxtons and JRCs.

Back to the jack: Heidi Cullen forced to announce that global warming is a crock and she belongs in the kitchen.

 

useless thread without pics.

 

I'd watch.
Once dated a girl who resembled Ms. Abernathy. Sweet girl. Wish I hadn't treated her like crap.