The wages of sin are dirt cheap

Which is prolly about what it is worth.
Given the skill set.

 

Wonder if the Darryl Grant who played for the Redskins was a good tipper.

 

I wonder if he was good in The Client.

 

I wonder if he is a leper, because if so, she can keep the tip.

 

Not to allow stereotypes to do the work for me, but given the name, I would imagine he was the hotel proprietor. I'm sure you can check in and check out again less than 12 hours later. He's just not allowed to then rent that room to someone else the same night.

In other words, he can't charge by the hour.

 

If you find yourself needing a hooker in Birmingham, kill yourself.

 

1) What the police define as sex and what we define as sex are likely two different two-backed beasts. Five bucks for a handjob may still be low when you've got NYC costs of living, but in Birmingham, it could pay the bills quite easily.

2) The police have a stake in estimating a lower "going-rate" if they're getting quoted in the paper and want to discourage prostitution. Though it's called "unusual," there's one example of an actual transaction price in this article: $100.

 

They'd make twice that if they were part of the United Red Light Workers Post 2432.

 

"Prostitution has been around for a long time,'' said Birmingham vice and narcotics Lt. Lloyd Jones.

 

If Romney had been elected, he would have given the pimps a tax cut, and they could then have raised the hookers' price to $6.

 

Insert BYH joke here.