The Vegas Report

Sorry Fenian. You are, of course, correct. However, I had promised a report upon my return.

There are many parts of the trip that I hope will stay there. Most notably, the damn traffic.

I apologize for the offense.

 

I'm your dam tour guide. If you have any dam questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
I've got a question: where's the damn bait?

 

nothing to do in Vegas for teens? Paging Mr. Papageorgio!!!!

 

Dirk --
Don't be silly.
I was glad to hear that you and the sprouts had a good time.

 

The dam tour guides actually say that very line before starting the dam tour by riding the dam elevator.

 

They have a dam job and they're dam proud to be there.

 

speaking of vegas, a friend of mine just told me about the neon sign graveyard, which is (as you can probably guess) where old neon signs go to die. i googled it and came up with this. http://www.roadsidepeek.com/roadusa/southwest/nevada/vegas/lvsign/neongrave/

looks pretty cool if you like kitchy, off-beat stuff. has anyone been there? i'll definitely try to go next time i'm in vegas.