The upside of the economic crash - deals, deals, deals

Now THAT I would consider. The hard hat it would be attached to would psych out all the suburban moms.

 

A big, stiff di----scount

 

Have you had a chance to scope out the new surroundings for your BF festivities? Or do you go home to the parents and partake there?

 

Can't. I'll have to work that night. I know the basic layout around here, but I'll spend all day Thanksgiving (I'm off and have no place to go (boo hoo)) looking through ads, on mapquest, and planning out my schedule.

 

Your a loser.

 

And you'll be paying full price for Christmas gifts...while also not having the added bonus of fighting for them.

It's the one bit of competition I get any given year. Leave me my joy.




Oh, and....wedding OFF.

 

I paid for my presents in China, much cheaper than a normal Xmas.

And that's like the fourth time you've said that...wake me up when you're serious.

 

Yes, I remember China. You bought something for everyone but me. The woman who's going to be there, laughing at others by your side while I wait for Ryan Howard to come over and do what you can't.

 

This sounds mildly pornographic.

 

Mildly?

I'm slipping.

 

You don't know the half of it.

 

If it sounded phonographic instead, that would be a much better sound, despite (because of) the imperfections.

Of course, you'd have to know the proper speed. Where the hell is that thread?