The unluckiest Friday the 13th ever?

http://men.msn.com/articlepm.aspx?cp-documentid=1628365&GT1=8991

 

Someone call Bruce Willis ...

 

Sadly, the article cites that movie.

 

Dammit! I'll be a few months short of my 69th birthday when (if) it hits. I was really hoping to see 69.

 

I'm a highly skilled driller. I volunteer. Oh, and I don't want to pay taxes. Ever.

 

Most men usually are...

 

April 13, 2036 will be Easter Sunday that year.

And, by some who note the uncertain accuracy of the early Julian calendar, somewhere around 2,000 years (plus three days, of course) after the crucifixion.

 

Carson, Calif. already planning ahead:

http://ci.carson.ca.us/curdayevents.asp?type=cw&date=4%2F14%2F2036

 

Your local parish may want to put a few folding chairs back behind the last pews, as church attendance may be fairly high that day and the extra seats could come in handy.

 

fuck. like i don't have enough to worry about already.

maybe i'll move to kansas city. isn't that about the center of the country? it's far enough from the coasts, i know that.

 

45,000 to 1?
So you're saying there's a chance.

 

can we maybe get Brandon Routh to fly out into space and do that really cool thing where he catches the rock and tosses it back out into orbit? I think that may be a better idea than asking Bruce Willis for help, in retrospect.