The ultimate in public humiliation

Whether this guy is guilty or not, I have a feeling he won't be hanging around after this is over.

http://www.al.com/news/mobileregister/index.ssf?/base/news/1152609406194910.xml&coll=3

 

Didn't Mrs. Ballbricker make a similar request in Porky's?

 

Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter, I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. All I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present. Tommy Turner and any four boys you choose and we can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.

Principal Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.

Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.

Principal Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?

Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We call the police, and have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school..."Have you seen this prick? [/laughing hysterically] Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School." [/dying laughing]




alley ... beat me to it

 

This thread is useless without pictures. ;D

Gross.

 

"Number 7, officer."

"Are you sure?"

"Bends to the left with a wart that looks like George Jetson's face on the tip...Yup. That's the one."

 

You want the dick picture? Fine.

 

I guess the penal code deals with this issue.

 

So he's got a Mikhail Gorbachev-like birthmark on his hog?

 

Dare I ask which flag stage they want for said photo?

 

Is that a surveillance photo? Who exactly are you, Satchel Pooch?