The Ultimate Christmas Gift

Nope. He just got a new M5. It's his newest video on YouTube.

I blame flash for my knowledge of that.

 

unlimited spending --
I'm through with standin' in line
To clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me
(Yeah, so tell what you need)

I'll need a.. a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
--(Been there done that)--

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And well...

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

 

BYH makes YouTube videos now? Is there anything that man cannot do?

 

50k --

I'd buy some travel. Maybe one trip to each continent. Something like that.

 

If you're in to the M series, don't stop at the 5, go right for the M6.

 

Oh, good. I can keep mine then. What kind of dork would get a sedan sportscar?

Sorry. Dumb question.

 

The dork I call STD.

 

Damn. Shit. Fuck.

Then here's my other option ...

 

Tad too overstyled for me. The wart that Bangle grafted onto the boot lid is horrid.

 

It just looks and feels weird as a sedan. Have you driven one? Step on the gas, you think you've sprouted wings.

 

M6 has the same engine, but like I said ... just a bit too much of Chris Bangle running amok.

But the engine ... oh, my, yes. Motor is the company's middle name, after all.

 

lots and lots of it...