The Two Coreys . . . .why, God, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kendra is mega-annoying. Her laugh, voice everythng. Oh yeah and she's a fucking dummy. When that reptile Hef kicks her to the curb she'll be heading for the peeler joint circuit. Brigitte is my fave, Holly is clearly a gold digger.

 

The fact that BYH hasn't posted on this thread yet is one of the biggest upsets in pop culture history.

 

Oh, how I despise Bridgette.

My order:
1. Kendra
17. Holly
1,000,027. Bridgette

 

Has anyone watched the travesty that is "Rock of Love" with Bret Michaels? It's disgusting. I can't even watch it as a goof.

 

Which makes her different from the other two ... how?

 

It is pretty bad. I can watch it in small bursts. When Bret Micheals said that rock and roll was his life and one great love, it was almost too much for me to take. I'm just hoping that one of those day-shift strippers/wannabe porn actresses yanks off that awful wig he wears.

 

Actually, I think there are two webgirls in the cast (1stADD: A quick google reports that both Brandis may be web skanks, according to sites like What Would Tyler Durden Do.com).

Which makes perfect sense, I suppose.

 

Yeah, I'm surprised that only two of them have done Web porn...although I think that's more a case of the fact that no one has looked hard enough yet. Hell, you had one of these brain surgeons taking off her top within 15 minutes of meeting Bret Micheals...and you had another one talking about how much she likes her implants.

 

Holy shit, finally watched this. It's HORRIBLE, even worse than I imagined. Contrived, obviously scripted yet boring at the same time.

Is it just me, or if someone had asked you 10 years ago which Corey would be married and happy and which one would be a fuckup, would you have guessed wrong?

 

Seeing as I would have said "neither," then yes, I would definitely have guessed wrong.