The Twelve Days Of SJ.Com

No Schlitz?

 

I'm sorry, but no SportsJournalists.com beer list would be complete without Yuengling and Fat Tire.

 

How about The 12 Pains of SportsJournalists.com?

The first thing at SportsJournalists.com that's such a pain to me...is finding a Webby.

 

On the first day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the second day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the third day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Webby's new server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the fourth day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Elmo and the Jets,
Webby's new server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the fifth day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Miiitch Albom's Eeeeears!
Elmo and the Jets,
Webby's server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the sixth day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Mark McGwire lying,
Miiitch Albom's Eeeeears!
Elmo and the Jets
Webby's server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the seventh day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Seals saved from clubbing,
Mark McGwire lying,
Miiitch Albom's Eeeeears!
Elmo and the Jets
Webby's server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the eighth day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
T.O. ODing,
Seals saved from clubbing,
Mark McGwire lying,
Miiitch Albom's Eeeeears!
Elmo and the Jets
Webby's server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the ninth day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
No endzone dancing
T.O. ODing,
Seals saved from clubbing,
Mark McGwire lying,
Miiitch Albom's Eeeeears!
Elmo and the Jets
Webby's server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the tenth day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Whitlock a-leaping,
No endzone dancing,
T.O. ODing,
Seals saved from clubbing,
Mark McGwire lying,
Miiitch Albom's Eeeeears!
Elmo and the Jets
Webby's server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the eleventh day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Ads without a Manning
Whitlock a-leaping,
No endzone dancing,
T.O. ODing,
Seals saved from clubbing,
Mark McGwire lying,
Miiitch Albom's Eeeeears!
Elmo and the Jets
Webby's server,
Lupica's couch,
and the ball that Peter King stole from the kid.

On the twelfth day of SJ, my true love gave to me,
Less time wasted posting,
Ads without a Manning,
Whitlock a-leaping,
No endzone dancing,
T.O. ODing,
Seals saved from clubbing,
Mark McGwire lying,
Miiitch Albom's Eeeeears!
Elmo and the Jets,
Webby's server,
Lupica's couch,
AND THE BALL THAT PETER KING STOLE FROM THE KIIIIIIDDDD!.​

 

God bless you, 21. God bless you.

 

I am crying now... god bless us.. God bless us, everyone...

 

Dammit, no Keith's either.

 

I am in awe.

 

Me too. The couch looks great in here.

 

Find anything under the cushions?
Besides the phone book, that is.

 

21 went crazy with the blue bar function.

 

How did you think Boom got the ball?