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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Homer Goes To College on in my neck of the woods.

    I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T! smart!

    "My purpose in life is to witness this moment."

    "WOW! They'll never let us show that again! not in a million years!"
  2. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Homer buys the ice-cream truck/Marge makes popsicle-stick art here.

    "I never had so much fun giving you wood."
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Marge gets addicted to the Internet and gets killed by Bart in an online game. Homer because of soccer ref and red cards Lisa.
  4. John

    John Well-Known Member

    According to the DVD commentary, the S-M-R-T bit was actually a gaffe by Dan Castellanata — but it was so perfect for the character that they used it.
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That was just on two nights ago. Last night was the one where Marge chases Gil to Scottsdale to accuse him of being a mooch.
  6. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    That was just on here last night.

    Wait, that's soccer? I always called it "human foosball."

    Homer: (panting) ...So...tired. (vomits into an orange cone) Could someone bring me another barf cone?
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    JERRY: (returning to the table) Remember Babu Bhatt?

    GEORGE: Who's he?

    JERRY: Remember that guy who opened the restaurant across the street from the building last year and he wasn't doing so well and I told him he should make it into all Pakistani and that drove him right out of business? So, you uh, going with me to the auto show with me Saturday?

    ELAINE: Yeah, yeah.

    JERRY: Can you bring my mail then?

    GEORGE: What mail?

    ELAINE: I picked up his mail while he was on the road

    GEORGE: Why didn't Kramer pick it up?

    JERRY: Cause he's at that baseball fantasy camp in Florida.

    GEORGE: Oh yeah, right. When's he coming back?

    JERRY: Monday, I think.

    GEORGE: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    This is war buck. Again!
  9. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Buck is full of fail with his weak Seinfeld-jack attempts.
  10. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Speaking of Buck, Buck McCoy is on here right now.
  11. Jay Stone

    Jay Stone New Member

    Paging Wilma Deering. Captain Wilma Deering to the flight deck ...
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