The Ted McGinley of celebrity couple shorthand

If that's correct, aren't you a little ashamed to know? Just a little?

 

Eh, I don't watch the show but my ex-girlfriend watched it all the time. And despite my best efforts, I couldn't always ignore her when she talked.

 

No idea on either one of them, either.

 

Yes. They're on the Hills. Heidi used to be friends with Lauren Conrad, the main star. Then Heidi met Spencer (who may be the most vile person on earth) and shit got nasty between Heidi and Lauren. Heidi and Spencer are that couple you all know where the girl falls in "love" with the controlling psycho and you can SEE it ending horribly, but you can't get her to see it for the life of you.

Anyway, so they're COMPLETE publicity whores and set up "staged casual" photos.They call the paps, tell them they'll be at, say, the grocery store. Then you get shots like this:



Or they're going out for a row (wink wink)


Or they're going to DC.


Or they're going to Taco Bell in really dressy outfits.



This is what they do. They whore themselves out to stay "famous" because they're both completely reprehensible people.





DISCLAIMER: I have never watched more than 2 minutes of the Hills. I know all this because of my obsession with celebrities and celebrity gossip and with the wonderful horridness that is US Weekly.

 

How about B-21? Kind of like a bingo game, only not, because there is no B-21 piece. Fail.

 

IJAG, I'm even more afraid of you now.

 

Wow, she looks like Jessica Simpson Not-As-Lite in the shopping-cart picture.

And how does it work for same-sex couples? For example, would it be Pellen or Elltia?

 

It's not for EVERY couple, dools. Just the ones that combine into a really annoying term. Like TomKat.

 

My Tebow is that hilarious.

 

I thought she REALLY looked like Jessica Simpson in the row boat of fail...

 

Getting married, officially, BTW. Stupid Heidi.

http://perezhilton.com/2009-04-17-getting-married-for-the-second-time

 

Don't you love it when someone as kind and fun as FJ cranks out a thought like that?

Then again, if they're even a fraction as whorish and needy for attention as IJAG says, then ... yeah. Agreed.