The Ted McGinley of celebrity couple shorthand

Stuff like Brangelina, Bennifer and Tomkat were somewhat tolerable in that at least the people who were part of those coining at least had some degree of achievement.

But now the shark has been jumped well and true with....Speidi.

Who the hell comprise this, you may ask. Why, none other than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

Again, who the hell comprise this? Hell, why not Scerin*?

*Scott Baio and Erin Moran.

 

I have no idea who either of those people are.

 

Testify!

 

Tell me and we'll both know.

 

I like the celebrity couple name generator on "The Soup."

 

I hope Spencer and Heidi fall in a blender.

 

What are 21 and Boom? Twenty-Boom?

 

Um it's been Speidi for like a year and a half.

 

I don't know who either of those people are.

(edit to add, I posted that without reading further down and noticing that I was copying someone else word-for-word)

 

I'm proud to have been blissfully ignorant of that until now. And I think you just volunteered to let us in on whom these folks actually are.

And Bubs, I think it'd be Boomyone

 

I don't know who they are, but I fucking hate both of them. Hogging the covers of my celeb mags when it could be Angie. Trashy, ugly slut who put Chanel logos on her manicure.

 

Aren't they characters in the TV show the Hills?