The T-shirt

Comes out of the cotton storage bag about once every five years when a friend from the past passes through town. Circa '68 Keep on Trucking.

Dude, it is totally awesome. And so was I. Once.

 

Not a T-shirt for public consumption.

Underrated: Those bomb squad T-shirts with the screen "If you see me running, please try to keep up."

 

I have a T-shirt that I can really never wear out in public, but I had to pick it up when I saw it at some goofy T-shirt shop in Chicago. It reads, "Get the fuck away from me." Maybe it'll go over well in Seattle; I'll have to pack it.

 

I bought four new T-shirts from Champ Sports today. $21.29. Not a bad deal. I think I'm set at least until the next decade.

By the way, Spencer Gifts isn't what it once was. I went into a store at the mall with my wife and kids. My son touched a stuffed turtle that started shouting obscenities such as "Show your tits" and "Up yours, mother fucker." That was disturbing. I was about to buy an ACDC shirt until I noticed a wall of, well, giant penises. We left rather abruptly.

 

I'll keep that turtle in mind for this year's Secret Santa.

 

Note to self Santa: pallister must draw Yawn.

 

My SportsJournalists.com secret santa of 2006 got me two-tshirts from a bar in missouri. one is ordinary, the other touts its annual festival. testicle festival to be exact.
Headed out the door to Lynchburg this morning, Ms. Slappy sees me wearing a bar shirt. "You're not going to wear THAT, are you?"
"No dear," I replied. "This is the other shirt..."

 

This one doesn't get worn outside the house very often:

 

Years ago somebody gave me one of those Adolf Hitler World Tour shirts (with England and Russia cancelled). Never wore it, in or out of the house (my old man, who's Scottish town was bombed to bolivian because they built ships there, would have had my ass) but it might still be in a box somewhere.

 

Holy Shit, that is wrong.

I have looked all over hell and half of Texas for the No Fear T-Shirt that has the cat pointing at a chicken and saying "Chicken" and the chicken pointing at the cat and saying "Pussy"

Cannot find it ANYWHERE.

 

Not the same, but similar.

http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/products/ckps.html?Category_Code=tops

 

This post reminds me that I still owe you $20 for my version of this shirt, which is also not worn out of the house.