The State of the Union is ....

... neither a state, nor a union. Discuss.

 

How about the banker bonuses?

 

I love it when you get all philosophical.

 

I forgot about Nancy's blinking.

If you need the SOTU drinking game, here it is: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/state-of-the-union-drinki_n_436932.html

 

Populist blather. Bash the banks.

Now sounding like a right winger -- we cut taxes!

 

And asking the Republicans where his applause is.

 

2 million workers would be unemployed if not for him.

Link please?

 

The memo has apparently gone out to the GOP to stand and applaud at the right moments — to soften their obstructionist image.

 

Oh, and the designated holdout is apparently the HUD stud, Shaun Donovan.

 

I feel a lot better now. He has done a great job this past year

 

Always wondered where the undisclosed location is. They make it sound super-secret, but it's probably just the tool shed round back where Bill Clinton hung out.

 

Every Hollywood movie featuring a President has a scene like we just saw -- a President championing a jobs bill.

As if that's all it took.

Oh, a jobs bill. Why didn't we think of that already? That'll fix everything.