The spread

I have had it with the NCAA. The food being served at the tournament is awful. Are there others who feel the same way?

 

Raise your hand if you thought this would be about something entirely different.

 

Bring or buy your own. You shouldn't expect to be served food to begin with.

 

You have a point and I usually bring my own. But this year's swill was just unbelieveable.

 

I thought it had to do with spreading ass cheeks.

 

Believe it or not, I've covered events at the same venue that involved a college team, a minor hockey team, high school state association, and the NCAA in a 5-week span, and the good ole Two-Ay wins, hands down.

 

*raises hand*

 

*raises hand*

 

*raises hand*

 

Any questions for the student-athletes?

 

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