The solution to the Somali pirates ...

... is just beginning on Spike ... Under Siege.


Jordan Tate: So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
Casey Ryback: Nah. I'm just a cook.
Jordan Tate: A cook?
Casey Ryback: [Whispering] Just a lowly, lowly cook.
Jordan Tate: Oh, my God, we're gonna die.

 

excellent flick

 

I believe the first set of boobs I saw in film. And I'm referring to the stripper in the cake not Segal's.

 

The ringleader of this band of misfits! Fatbeard must be stopped...

Somalian pirates we!

 

My favorite line... after Jordan drops a terrorist with a well-placed shot to the back:

Casey Ryback: "Next thing I know, you'll be dating musicians."

 

From what I gather, they're pretty much like roaches. Millions of them and you can never find them.

 

And then after she watches him kill somebody.....

Jordan: You're no cook.
Casey: Yeah, well.....I also cook.

 

I had a bill collector after me once who could find every fucking one of them. Guaranteed.

 

I don't think it's an issue of not finding them, but you can kill 10 and there are 30 standing in line to take their place.

I wish I was about 15 years younger and with no family. I'd like to start up a high seas security company along the lines Blackwater to man ships traveling through that area. Heck, I'm a Navy vet that was part of the shipboard security force, so I have experience and training that would transfer over I think.

 

Of course there's a way if we are serious about this, and by "we" I mean the collective group of countries that are most involved. If the Somali government had greeted the first band of pirates at the shore when they returned, lined them up and shot these no-good SOBs and then released the hostages, the attitude might be a whole lot different. As it is now, anyone with a kayak and an automatic weapon thinks they can paddle out onto the high seas and make millions.

The line I hated reading the most in this latest episode was that 13 pirates were detained. I wish they'd been left for the sharks.

 

... is to bring them to the U.S., and sentence them to watching every single Pittsburgh Pirate game from 1993 until the present.