The Soccer Thread (Version 11)

VARchester United bailed out again. They’d be playing in the Europa League this year if not for all the dubious penalties last season.

 

Fuck you Luton, bunch of bitches. Suck it, c***s. Joao Pedro owns you now.

(Did I do this right?)

 

I'm no mathematician, but I do believe if Watford doesn't allow a goal this season it will secure promotion. Three matches, three clean sheets. I'll gladly be the SJ.com SkyBet Championship correspondent this year.

 

What a fucking farce.

 

I hate VAR but that’s a handball.

 

FC Cincinnati posts photos of its arrival at Newark Airport followed by a positive COVID-19 result.



Cincinnati is scheduled to play NYCFC at Red Bull Arena tonight. The Red Bulls host Montreal on Sunday.

 

How hard do you suck to go up 3-0 in the first 30 only to settle for a draw? I know Chelsea is a really good team, but you have to win if you go up 3-0 in the first 30.

 

Word.

 

I missed from just after the third goal to just before the fourth, but Chelsea were really dangerous on offense the whole time.

 

City have conceded 3 penalties and are losing by as much. If Guardiola had happy it be gone by now.