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The SJ.com version of Match Game

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef2, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    How nice of you to show up.... finally.
     
  2. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    All apologies for the delay;

    We shall go with the following cast.

    Charles Nelson Reilly; BYH
    Fannie Flagg; HC
    Michael Landon; Chris L
    Richard Dawson; GB Hack
    Jack Klugman; slappy4428
    Brett Somers; IJAG

    "Alright everybody; Welcome to SJ Match Game where the host can't even show up to his own gameshow on time; BWAA-HAA-HAA"

    Let's meet our contestants; All the way from Alamogordo, NM; she's a homemaker, a self-described soap opera nerd, and caretaker of 81 cats; please welcome Ima Hogg"

    IMA; "Thankee Gene"

    GR; "And our other contestant; from Hot Springs, AR; he is a collector of lunch boxes; please welcome Danny Manley."

    DAN; "Thanks Gene; But my friends call me.........Dan the Man."

    Charles Nelson Reilly; "I'll be the judge of that."

    GENE; "OK OK; You two can exchange numbers after the show. Dan, you won the coin flip backstage, so you pick first."

    DAN; "I'll take A, Gene."

    GENE; "A it is; Foxy Roxy went looking for a new boyfriend. You see, her old boyfriend didn't like to ______."

    "Que music"
     
  3. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Chef2 = major FAIL

    Panel was always 3 men, 3 women. You have 4 men.
    Michael Landon does not in any way belong...and Klugman really doesn't either.

    Get rid of them, put in Bill Daly and Betty White and you've got a legit panel.

    Otherwise, go back to amputating toes.
     
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Well, I'm the only woman online right now, so at least I know I'll be the highest-scoring female (well, aside from CNR).
     
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    You are, in fact, the only member of Chef2's ill-conceived panel online right now.
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    BYH is on IM. He's just getting his scarf.
     
  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Never mind. I'll trust Chef. Toodles, all!
     
  8. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    "At the request of Mark Goodman, we've decided to replace Michael Landon and Jack Klugman with Bill Daily and Betty White."

    Daily will still be played by slap, and the honor of Betty White goes to .......?

    Gimme a female to play Betty, and we'll continue on.
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Are we answering this in our Match Game character or sj character?
    There's an answer that popped into my head, but no way that was going on TV in 1973...
     
  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    SJ
     
  11. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Don't remember that hair either but that is a great shirt.
     
  12. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I'm confused.
     
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