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The shocking adventures of Chef's Coed Softball Team......

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Noon. At our field.
     
  2. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    The Jet stole home! The Jet stole home!
     
  3. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    COUNT ON IT, PEE-DRINKING CRAPFACE!

    (easily the most mature post I've made on this board. This one right here.)
     
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Hey, is that your sister out in left field, naked? She's naked.
     
  5. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    (whiff)

    SHUT UP, PORTER!
     
  6. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    You're killing me, Smalls.
     
  7. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its but and teach it to walk backwards.
     
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I love that movie. I wanted to be Benny "The Jet." Actually, my friends used to call me that in elementary school because I was the best all-around baseball player in my neighborhood.

    We used to play a game called "Catch" in the middle of the road. A batter would hit fly balls and line drive to a group of fielders, and we'd count the number of catches we had. I remember making a diving catch into a lawn for No. 200, and they mobbed me. And one day, and this is where the nickname came into play, I took a cut at the plate on a ball with a few loose threads and hit the cover off it.

    From that points on (for the next two weeks), my friends called me Rodriguez.
     
  9. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    It's kinda been all downhill since, huh?
     
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Not all downhill. I had a pretty good Little League career.
     
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    and with that, inky's key to flash's stash o pics just melted. :D
     
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