The sadness of karaoke night at the soulless suburban bar

I only sing Coolio jams.

 

I get higher pitched when I'm drunk, and I only sing in public when I'm drunk, so I hereby dibs the G Child.

 

No joke, that's the only song I ever considered doing karaoke because I know it very well. I've rapped it in front of people before, but never for karaoke. And with that, I've said too much.

 

Oh, and Regulators...Mount up!

 

I've performed it in front of people. My buddy Matt was Snoop and I was Dre. We didn't even need the words; they were useless anyway (fucking edits).

 

I use to do it for the rest of the guys on the basketball team to fill the boredom on the bus after road wins. I would do both parts and have no accompanying music or anything. Thank god no one ever took video.

 

16 in the clip and one in the hole, dreunc is about to make some bodies turn cold...

 

Sorry, Tom. Much like Vanilla Ice's karaoke performance on "The Surreal Life," My rendition of Ice, Ice Baby was a one-time only deal. I'm retired.

 

I think I did karaoke once.

 

Oh yes. There will be karaoke in Baltimore. Pallister and I will make sure of it.

 

Oh, did I say questionable for Bmore? I meant I can't make it.

 

Awesome. Mission accomplished.