The sadness of karaoke night at the soulless suburban bar

Once saw a dude, I kid you not, do the national anthem... and, believe it or not, everyone in the pub stood (he butchered it, of course. Not Carl "Francis Scott Off Key" Lewis bad, but close).

 

stay downtown

 

Indeed. Die, Bubbler, die!

 

Bubbler;

Greatest post I've ever read during my time here. Awesome.

 

That's German for "The, Bubbler, the!"

 

Well, excuuuuuuse me for trying to type something more unique than "Dead. To. Me!!!!"

 

It's an old simpsons gag.

 

That's hilarious.

 

Could be worse. You could be in DeKalb.

 

there's nothing simple nor safe about karaoke because i've wanted to punch every fucker i've ever heard belt out a tune in a bar square in the throat.