The reason why the ladies room line is so long

I bet if there were two women in there, someone would have been arrested.

 

They buried the lede. I wondered if he was by himself for most of the story, too.

 

Such as the Carolina Panthers cheerleaders, who now figure they can do this with impunity in Seattle.
Are their tickets already booked?

 

As long as somebody took pictures I'd be ok with that.

 

This is what the family restroom is for.

 

Only if the woman is petite. Otherwise, you risk breaking the foldable changing table.

 

You know, he could get off if the case is assigned to that judge who stepped down after it was made public that he used the bench as his personal Sybian during court sessions.

 

I just found out what a sybian is .... WOW!

 

I think he already got off. That's one of the reasons he got arrested.

 

If you're gonna fuck around in the women's room, you pretty much have no safe choices other than a) skull fucking or b) blumpkin.