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The real reason Paris Hilton is going to jail!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by John V. Dillarreal, May 11, 2007.

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  1. John V. Dillarreal

    John V. Dillarreal New Member

    I have uncovered an absolute conspiracy! Right-wing America wants to put Poor Paris behind bars!

    http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i18513
     
    John V. Dillarreal, May 11, 2007
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  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Speaking of spoofs .... I'm liking this direction.
     
    Football_Bat, May 11, 2007
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  3. John V. Dillarreal

    John V. Dillarreal New Member

    Dude, I so could've been in her sex tape, too. Haha. They had me on call.
     
    John V. Dillarreal, May 11, 2007
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  4. rallen13

    rallen13 Member

    If the right-wingers are putting her away, I will have to become a Republican, 'cause she needs it for her own good. Otherwise she will end up like Anna Nicole.
     
    rallen13, May 11, 2007
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  5. John V. Dillarreal

    John V. Dillarreal New Member

    But Anna Nicole was tight!
     
    John V. Dillarreal, May 11, 2007
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  6. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Oh. Shit. That's all.
     
    wickedwritah, May 11, 2007
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  7. rallen13

    rallen13 Member

    Tight? I'll bet you needed to tie a fence post across your back to keep from falling in. (Actually, I know what you meant.)
     
    rallen13, May 11, 2007
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  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Hey Dillareal... Looking for some training advice... What is the proper way to lift a spoon full of cheesecake to your mouth, while maintaining 9 to 11 percent body fat?
     
    The Big Ragu, May 11, 2007
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  9. John V. Dillarreal

    John V. Dillarreal New Member

    Hahaha Raguboy. Try chasing it down with some protein shakes and a syringe full of "flaxseed oil" and you should be fine.
     
    John V. Dillarreal, May 11, 2007
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  10. da el g

    da el g Member

    may I be the first to say "This thread will not..... oh never mind
     
    da el g, May 11, 2007
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  11. Bucknutty

    Bucknutty Member

    I don't know how Hilton will wind up in prison when she is trapped inside of Mr. Slave right now.
     
    Bucknutty, May 11, 2007
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  12. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    Jesuschrist.
     
    EmbassyRow, May 11, 2007
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