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The real reason Paris Hilton is going to jail!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by John V. Dillarreal, May 11, 2007.

  1. John V. Dillarreal

    John V. Dillarreal New Member

    I have uncovered an absolute conspiracy! Right-wing America wants to put Poor Paris behind bars!

  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Speaking of spoofs .... I'm liking this direction.
  3. John V. Dillarreal

    John V. Dillarreal New Member

    Dude, I so could've been in her sex tape, too. Haha. They had me on call.
  4. rallen13

    rallen13 Member

    If the right-wingers are putting her away, I will have to become a Republican, 'cause she needs it for her own good. Otherwise she will end up like Anna Nicole.
  5. John V. Dillarreal

    John V. Dillarreal New Member

    But Anna Nicole was tight!
  6. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Oh. Shit. That's all.
  7. rallen13

    rallen13 Member

    Tight? I'll bet you needed to tie a fence post across your back to keep from falling in. (Actually, I know what you meant.)
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Hey Dillareal... Looking for some training advice... What is the proper way to lift a spoon full of cheesecake to your mouth, while maintaining 9 to 11 percent body fat?
  9. John V. Dillarreal

    John V. Dillarreal New Member

    Hahaha Raguboy. Try chasing it down with some protein shakes and a syringe full of "flaxseed oil" and you should be fine.
  10. da el g

    da el g Member

    may I be the first to say "This thread will not..... oh never mind
  11. Bucknutty

    Bucknutty Member

    I don't know how Hilton will wind up in prison when she is trapped inside of Mr. Slave right now.
  12. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

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