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The queen of 3/14

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by LongTimeListener, May 29, 2014.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member



    Molly Schuyler, desperate housewife from Nebraska and reigning Wing Bowl champion, sets record by eating a 72-ounce steak in 4:58.

    THEN she eats another one in 9:59.

    I don't know if she's a 6. A little skinny.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  2. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    How is she not from Wisconsin?
  4. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    I'll bet she can fart in six octaves now for a day or two.
  5. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I've watched a future NFL lineman fail miserably at eating a 64 ounce steak in over an hour.
  6. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    For years, the Big Texan record was held by former Cincinnati Reds pitcher Frank Pastore (Joey Chestnut broke Pastore's record a couple of years ago):


    Anybody else on the board ever been there? I went in 2010.

    A guy tried to eat the 72-ouncer while I was there and puked about halfway through.

    I settled for the "anniversary special": a 22-ounce steak, salad, bread and baked potato. Including two pint beers and tip, I was out the door for less than $35.

    Not bad.
  7. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Look up another picture of her. She's a 2.5
  8. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    How YOU doin'?

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    This guy thinks you're a pussy.

  10. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I love the above post. We really need to get a like button or a +1 button on here.
  11. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I wouldn't think that would be that difficult to do. I've seen those on sites with a lot less traffic than this one.
  12. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    If she was the Queen of 3/14 wouldn't her man be the one getting the steak?

    Just curious. Maybe I've been doing it wrong.
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