The queen of 3/14

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/trending/molly-schuyler-of-bellevue-ne-downs-two-72oz-steaks-in-under-15-minutes

Molly Schuyler, desperate housewife from Nebraska and reigning Wing Bowl champion, sets record by eating a 72-ounce steak in 4:58.

THEN she eats another one in 9:59.

I don't know if she's a 6. A little skinny.

 

Would.

 

How is she not from Wisconsin?

 

I'll bet she can fart in six octaves now for a day or two.

 

I've watched a future NFL lineman fail miserably at eating a 64 ounce steak in over an hour.

 

For years, the Big Texan record was held by former Cincinnati Reds pitcher Frank Pastore (Joey Chestnut broke Pastore's record a couple of years ago):

http://townhall.com/columnists/frankpastore/2008/03/25/i_held_the_big_texan_steak_record_for_21_years,_until_last_night

Anybody else on the board ever been there? I went in 2010.

A guy tried to eat the 72-ouncer while I was there and puked about halfway through.

I settled for the "anniversary special": a 22-ounce steak, salad, bread and baked potato. Including two pint beers and tip, I was out the door for less than $35.

Not bad.

 

Look up another picture of her. She's a 2.5

 

How YOU doin'?

 

This guy thinks you're a pussy.

 

I love the above post. We really need to get a like button or a +1 button on here.

 

I wouldn't think that would be that difficult to do. I've seen those on sites with a lot less traffic than this one.

 

If she was the Queen of 3/14 wouldn't her man be the one getting the steak?

Just curious. Maybe I've been doing it wrong.