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--What league were you in last season?

--California Penal

 

Yes Dorn, even you.

 

I look like a banker in this.

 

Let's cut the through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you: Strike the mother fucker out.

 

Nobody's listening anyway.

 

Some of these guys are past their primes.

Most of these guys didn't have primes.

This guy here is dead!

Cross him off the list, then.

 

You can't say God damn on the radio.

 

This isn't very funny. I'm hungover, my knees are killing, and if you're going to pull this shit, at least you could have said you're with the Yankees.

 

Straight balls, bats like very much.

Curveballs, bats are afraid.

 

My favorite line in the whole movie.

 

You know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your personal savior instead of messing around with this stuff.