The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Reporter Crushing Golf Cart

I don't know what could lead a reporter to crush a golf cart, but I know more than one copy editor who could go Green Hulk about a missing hyphen.

 

You can never go wrong with the cliche about sportswriters with their hands out.

 

If that golf cart was in Cleveland, it would have stopped before it ever reached the 20.

 

That line deserves applause. ;D

 

And the whole episode reminds me of the last two minutes of "Divot Diggers," starring the Little Rascals.

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