The Pop-Tart Tragedy

I didn't get past the description of the cheerleader. I need pics of GTFO.

 

I haven't had 'em in forevs, but the more chocolatey and icing-encrusted and sprinkle-covered, the better.

 

The description is far better than the photos of said cheerleader; a drunken, closing time 6.

And I am not saying that as a bitter man who was unable to get very far with said cheerleader, while his less charming and attractive fraternity brother fared better.

 

You are incorrect.
That's just science.

 

This. A million times this.

 

Next thing I know you'll be telling me Coke is better than Pepsi.

 

I don't have a dog in that fight.
I drink Coke or Pepsi with alacrity.

I dig the Pepsi Next. Why does Coke not have an equivalent?

 

When I go to a restaurant and ask for Pepsi and they say "Is Coke okay?" I always say no, because it's not.