The Poin Files: Just Do It! (again)

Melissa Bowerman, high school track coach and daughter-in-law of Nike founder Bill Bowerman, is again facing allegations of improper relations with a student. But this time the charges are serious and Bowerman is behind bars.



http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/07/melissa_bowerman_arrested_on_s.html

 

Yikes!

 

That's been 43 hard years.

Also:

"She's still my wife, I still love her and still will no matter how this thing turns out," said Bowerman, 76.

 

She reminds me of the gym teacher from Glee.

 

Prior to reading article I actually assumed that she had been with
a female student.

 

I'm going to wait for Tom Junod's thoughts on this one.

 

No doubt that she would turn him back to looking at 27 year olds.

Heard that her close friends called her Slugo

 

So, she's married to a 76-year-old and messing around with a 17-year-old. There's just no middle ground with her, is there?

 

From cradle to grave takes on new meaning.

 

Her prison uniform will have a swoosh on it.

 

She'll get off. No, not that way.

Money talks.

Then she'll get off with another student. In that way.

 

The Oregon State Prison jumpsuits will also have 234 color combinations, from "jailbait red" to "death row black."