The Pizza Thread

THIS is a pizza. You will notice the absence of anything resembling fruit. That's because it doesn't belong on a pizza. Do you ever go to McDonald's and say "Yeah......I'd like a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, no onions, large fries, large Coke.......and just for shits and grins......could you top that burger with one of your APPLES?".........NO. I didn't think so.

 

Just like ordering steak. Not one table can unanimously agree whether it be rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, or well.
5 steaks. Many opinions.

 

Yeah, but NObody is sharing a steak with someone.

 

Invariably, somebody will demand the Works. Then when the pizzas arrive, that person will open the pepperoni box and say "That looks good" and take a piece or two. At the end, the pepperoni is gone, the sausage is gone, you're still hungry and there is three-quarters of a Works left, with all the yucky onion and bell pepper, etc.

 

The communists have won.

 

Fuckin' vegans think they're better than everyone else.

 

How come if you go into a nice steak or seafood restaurant they have at least one or two alternative menu items for people that don’t eat meat or fish or seafood. They have a vegetarian option a gluten free option a cheeseless option. I’ve got pizza places that make gluten free pizza and pasta, a bakery that makes gluten free desserts. But I went into a vegan restaurant and they don’t have a single alternative item on the menu? Have some burgers, or steaks or chicken or a nice sea bass. Is vegan/vegetarian a religious thing like Hallal or Kosher?

 

Tomato’s a fruit

The definitive ranking of the best pizza in New York City

 

Ok. But tomato sauce isnt.

 

Hopefully you aren't an actual chef, Chef.

 

Lol
I despise tomatoes.
Cant eat them
Tomato sauce? Fine
Tomato juice? Fine
Ketchup? Fine
Tomatoes/Rotel.......Nope.