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The Pirates are No. 1

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by cranberry, Oct 21, 2010.

  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    You got to pee on a wall? You're lucky.
     
  2. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    In old Yankee Stadium, it was .75 toilets per 100 seats, but after they signed Kevin Brown, it became .43 toilets per 100 seats.
     
  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    ilmago can start a thread about which are the best toliets in history.
     
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Saw something similar not at Tiger Stadium, but at a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans. The line was eight-deep (including at least one woman) waiting to piss behind a dumpster. Everyone in line had a beer in their hand and was yukking it up with each other.
     
  5. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    Toilet No. 6, HOF?
     
  6. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Overrated. Just a one-dimensional urinal.
     
  7. Ilmago

    Ilmago Guest

    You started a Jason Witten HOF thread.
     
  8. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    Highest drainage ratio against left-handed leakers for nearly two decades. Was flat-out uncloggable in its prime. An HOFer in my book.
     
  9. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Saw blood on one of the pisscakes at Shea a few years ago. (Somebody else's blood.) Really unpleasant.

    That'll make you hold it for a while.
     
  10. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Gotta love the trough.
     
  11. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    The 2011 Pirates: Come on out and take a dump!
     
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    I figured I'd join the crowd. I'm tired of being a non-conformist.

    Oh, and we have to include Australian toliets in the HOF discussion. Just because they flush a different way doesn't mean that they wouldn't be able to compete here.
     
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