The Pet Thread

I have a ferret named Lance. Yup, it’s a strange pet to have, but I’m always fascinated by this type of critter. He’s a fun-loving bundle of joy, usually, plays and hangs out in his comfortable big ferret cage, munch on cooked eggs, and even cuddles with my wife while she watches Netflix. I hope to own one more someday, but for now, it’s just Lance and me for more fun-filled antics. How about you guys?

 

Cats, many over the years. I love dogs too, but cats fit my lifestyle.

 

Way back when, I sold ferrets at the House of Pets. They were $79.95, same, IIRC, as the baby boas.

 

Q. Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A. You would too if your name was 'Urghrrghrghr'.

 

Me too. One of mine is insufferable, though, right now with his need to be in the fucking kitchen sink all the time. If you turn the faucet on a drip, he sits there and lathers himself up like he's taking a shower. It's fucking weird.

 

Try this fun game!

 

Why can't Helen Keller drive?









Because she's a woman!

 

Can we keep this a nice fucking thread?

 

You're new here, right?

 

I thought it was a pets thread.

 

Dogs (2, choc lab, aussie)