The Perfect Beer for NFL Teams

Not a 49ers fan but I love me some Anchor Steam.

 

First, it's Western New York, not upstate, and the and the food would be wings (of course) or a Sahlen's or a beef on weck. Cortland is nowhere near Buffalo and is probably is NYG or NYJ territory anyway.

Genny Cream or a Labatt Blue would suffice; a Utica Club or Koch's would also have sufficed back in the day.

Nice premise for a story, but sometimes people overreach and write stuff they know nothing about. Seriously, Natty Bo?

 

I don't know. I thought he provided a pretty good explanation of why
he put Cortland in Bills territory.

Pretty clear that the article was not all that serious so I would not get too
worked up about it.

 

I'd have thought Leinenkugel's for the Packers if the writer was looking for familiarity.

 

I drank a lot of Rolling Rock during college, but Iron City is definitely the Steeler beer.

 

The Line-O-Rita sounds a lot like the Bud Light Lime. Still can't fathom how anyone can drink that shit. Good friend of mine who actually likes good beer loves BL Lime. He offered me one, and I took two sips and secretly poured it out and grabbed a Yuengling.

The flavor profile needs reconstructive surgery: sugary and cloying up front, then a Mystery Berry flavor like the kind usually found in packets with plastic straws, then a bitter stale beer finish that lingers in the back of the throat for about two hours after drinking. Yes, I dropped $5.49 on a four pack, and I expect reimbursement from Sports on Earth, because the foul contaminant lingered in the back of my mouth even after a sausage-pepper-and-egg sandwich and two jumbo iced teas.

 

No, the Lime-A-Rita is much worse than BL Lime.
Much worse.

 

The Lime-A-Rita is much more like a Four Loko....

 

Unpossible! But I will never test that theory out, so I'll take your word for it.

 

You, sir, can go straight to hell.

Lime-A-Ritas are delicious.

 

The Bengals shouldn't have been anything other than Hudy Delight.

Mediocre, cheap, brewed in Cincinnati. It's like the Bengals in a can.

 

Lime-A-Ritas are the worst thing ever. I don't even like being near them.

I don't think there's an alcoholic beverage I wouldn't rather drink.