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"The Paper" alert

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Batman, Nov 23, 2008.

  1. I don't read this newspaper.
     
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "Why, why are you picking on me?"

    "Sandusky, you work for the city. It was your turn."
     
  3. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    What's with all the grunt work? I'm a columnist!
     
  4. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long.


    And my personal fave: This writes like butter. There is actual butter coming out of my pen.
     
  5. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Sometimes you can't just smell a shitty day coming on.
     
  6. accguy

    accguy Member

    Terrorists blew up a restaurant in Paris, killing five. None from New York. Ferry boat capsized in the Philippines, drowning. None from New York. There was a violent coup in Bahrain. None from New York, but witnessed-- witnessed by two people from Long Island.
     
  7. I got another word for all of them.
     
  8. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    No! No! Don't change that! ... Oh, that's good.
     
  9. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    A bullet just came through the wall. Why did a bullet just come through the wall?
     
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Three-oh-nine!
     
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    To get to the other side?
     
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    To get to the other side?

    EDIT: Mustang beat me to it.
     
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