"The Paper" alert

Cinemax. Started five minutes ago.

"You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long."

 

Well, guess fuckin' what? I don't really fuckin' care. You wanna know fuckin' why? 'Cause I don't live in the fuckin' world! I live in fuckin' New York City, so go FUCK YOURSELF!

 

;D

 

"Bernie, you know my doctor found traces of nicotine in my urine?"

"Then keep your dick outta my ashtray!"

 

Columnist to 9-1-1: "Yeah, a woman's been shot. We need an ambulance."

Woman who's been shot: "Could I have one too?"

 

"Could we possibly get another dick drawing? This one looks like a map of Florida."

 

You are so fucking fired!

 

it's a marx brothers movie every time i step into my office.

 

Henry: Hey, do you remember Sedona Savings and Loan? They went under six months ago. We did a big piece on 'em.

McDougal: I don't read this newspaper.


Still say this was Randy Quaid's best role ... even moreso than the Vacation films.

 

Randy Quaid, great
Keaton, great
Duvall, great
Clint Howard, great

all of my fave lines from that movie have been mentioned.

 

I got another word for all of them.
And, my favorite -- You work at City Hall. It was your turn.

 

Martha: McDougal, how are you?

McDougal: Why?

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Sandusky: You made my wife cry when she reads the paper.

McDougal: At least she bought it, didn't she?