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"The Paper" alert

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Johnny Dangerously, Jan 16, 2007.

  1. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    Cinemax. Started five minutes ago.

    "You're not a columnist. You're a reporter who writes long."
  2. Well, guess fuckin' what? I don't really fuckin' care. You wanna know fuckin' why? 'Cause I don't live in the fuckin' world! I live in fuckin' New York City, so go FUCK YOURSELF!
  3. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

  4. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    "Bernie, you know my doctor found traces of nicotine in my urine?"

    "Then keep your dick outta my ashtray!"
  5. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    Columnist to 9-1-1: "Yeah, a woman's been shot. We need an ambulance."

    Woman who's been shot: "Could I have one too?"
  6. "Could we possibly get another dick drawing? This one looks like a map of Florida."
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    You are so fucking fired!
  8. LiveStrong

    LiveStrong Active Member

    it's a marx brothers movie every time i step into my office.
  9. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Henry: Hey, do you remember Sedona Savings and Loan? They went under six months ago. We did a big piece on 'em.

    McDougal: I don't read this newspaper.

    Still say this was Randy Quaid's best role ... even moreso than the Vacation films.
  10. estreetfan75

    estreetfan75 Member

    Randy Quaid, great
    Keaton, great
    Duvall, great
    Clint Howard, great

    all of my fave lines from that movie have been mentioned.
  11. I got another word for all of them.
    And, my favorite -- You work at City Hall. It was your turn.
  12. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Martha: McDougal, how are you?

    McDougal: Why?


    Sandusky: You made my wife cry when she reads the paper.

    McDougal: At least she bought it, didn't she?
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