The owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates

... doesn't put the seat down.

I figured there had to be a place for that line on SportsJournalists.com.

 

... doesn't give a damn about fielding a winning baseball team.

 

... runs its newspapers like it runs its baseball team.

 

... like IJAG, has no idea what this thread means.

 

... thanks the Lord that MLB isn't like European soccer.

 

... has never been in my kitchen.

 

...is much better than the owner of a broken heart.

 

... should have had his doctors flunk AJ Burnett's physical just to fuck with the Yankees.

 

... doesn't get as worked up about salary caps as OOP does.

 

... Likes big butts and he cannot lie.

 

Maybe doesn't want to touch the seat and would rather piss around it?

 

...has no idea his cheapassness and refusal to field a winning team has stoked years-long debates and generated years-long feuds over salary caps at SportsJournalists.com.