The Official Halloween Costume Idea Thread

Why not go as a Twin Cities bridge inspector? A clipboard, a wind breaker and a life vest?

 

Gilligan?

 

A friend and I were a big hit at last year's party as Jake and Elwood.

 

Sirs, Madames,

True story. My friend told me yesterday that he has been diagnosed with a detached retina. I told him to look on the bright side ... on Halloween he can go as a pirate.

I've always gone as the Unibomber: hooded sweatshirt, sunglasses. Easy to maintain.

YHS, etc

 

Because that's the least funny thing I've ever heard in my life.

And if you're going to be tasteless, you should at least be funny.

 

I had planned to go as Kibakichi, but that costume might require to much work. The party is Saturday, and I haven't done any work on it.
It's probably much to obscure for the folks at this party.
I'm still wrangling with ideas.
I love costume parties. I haven't been to one in about six years. We used to have one every year when I was a younger man.

 

Well, I'm going to at least two parties tonight dressed as Borat. I'm not necessarily Borat sized, so this could make it kinda funny or kinda stupid. We'll see.

I also plan on being very inappropriate and drunk. Maybe this won't end well.

High five!

 

Please share stories afterward. That could make for a very good thread.

 

Perfect costume:

Take one large burlap bag. Cut holes for arms, legs & neck. Write (either using paint or multiple extra-large black Sharpies) the word D-O-U-C-H-E.

Voila: a douche-bag! ;D

 

I will be going as a Minneapolis Bridge Inspector

 

Just got back from a party, we had some good costumes in the dead celebrity theme party.
Start off with Jesus, Bob Marley, Tammy Faye Baker, Lucille Ball, Anna Nicole Smith (a dude, yuck!), Payne Stewart (he gave out golf balls with a Payne signature on them), the couple hosting did Johnny and June Carter Cash.
The guy who was Johhny Cash, is Italian, with the wig and black clothes, looked like Giuseppe Franco from those hair replacement ads on the YES Network.