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The official dumb question thread.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by wickedwritah, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Wicked: Sporks are pure evil. They should never have been invented. What should be all the rage are forks with serrated edges (fives? knorks?) so you can cut your food and pick it up with the same utensil. None of that knife and fork crap.

    SC: Just don't run out of corn.
     
  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Interstates are journalism related?

    Try groups.google.com and search for misc.transport.road. I'm sure they'll graciously answer your question.
     
  3. WTF? Show me where I asked an interstate question ...

    .. I try to help you get your thread going and look what I get ... the interstate to hell is paved with good intentions ...
     
  4. Bucknutty

    Bucknutty Member

    So my girlfriend of 2 1/2 years and I just broke up, and I think she has my first-edition copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I haven't spoken to her in two weeks, since we split...and I really want the book. Do I contact her and try to get it back?
     
  5. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    D'oh, that was Trooper.

    And masthead seems to mean different things at different papers.
     
  6. JackyJackBN

    JackyJackBN Guest

    What can a spork do that chopsticks can't do better?

    What I want to know is, why did I call Brandon Morrow's splitter a slider on the baseball thread? Am I losing my mind?
     
  7. Did you break it off or she? Either way you call her but it changes on how you go about getting it back.
     
  8. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Can I conduct a deep, intelligent conversation with JDV?
     
  9. Don't attempt without a spotter.
     
  10. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Bucknutty, e-mail her threatening to leave dead cats on her doorstep. It'll get the message across, I reckon.
     
  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    No, only long, pointless conversations can be had with Mr. Villarreal.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    A cutlery question, and pickle_juice nowhere in sight. :'(
     
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