The Nobody-Writes-Letters-Anymore chapter of the Poin Files

A 29-year-old New Jersey English teacher has been allegedly caught sending nude photos to a 17-year-old student. By now, it's standard op but still. Being an English teacher and all, wouldn't it have been more appropriate to allegedly write long, passionate letters filled with witty asides and literary references?

Of course, that would have opened her up to a whole set to postal laws but you can always hope.


No Elizabeth Browning

N.J. teacher accused of sending nude photos of herself, sexual messages to student

 

Have we ever had an arrest with no sexual activity?

 

Yes, teachers can be arrested for sending pics.

 

4.7 out of 5 stars on her Rate My Teacher profile, but there's been a sudden spike in postings. Google it.

Also a soccer coach.

 

Her LinkedIn profile says she's also a "consultant" at Rodan + Fields.

She's hot but world class-level dumb.

 

I'm not paying you to talk

 

She looks like a Jennifer Garner version in one of those (photoshopped?) National Enquirer profiles of "Celebrities Without Makeup"

 

Aichele was making $72,500 as a teacher at Montgomery high school, according to state records.

Boy, she blew it. Even though she didn't.

 

If this had escalated beyond sending pictures, the Trentonian headline practically writes itself:
GIVING HEADER

 

You sound like a hopeless romantic...

 

FTFY

 

At 29 years old, six years into her career, with full medical and pension to work 181 days a year!
How do we expect them to survive?