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The "No $@#*, Sherlock Statement of The Day"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by three_bags_full, Sep 29, 2016.

  1. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I'll start.

    Central America is fucking HOT. My balls haven't been dry in four months.

    Whatcha got?
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The Pirates need bullpen help.
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The SJ.com politics thread is a virus that, if allowed to spread to the rest of the world, could destroy humanity.
    Killick and SpeedTchr like this.
  4. Two words: Gold. Bond.
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  5. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    I hear good things about Gold Bond.
  6. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Mexsana. It builds a wall to prevent moisture getting to the boys.
  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Watch the menthol medicated Gold Bond though. If you let that stuff get in your dickhole, it burns.
  8. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member


    Yeah. Uh-huh. OK.
  9. Earthman

    Earthman Well-Known Member

    Ryan Tannehill is never going to succeed in the NFL
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    What about Gold Bond?
  11. Earthman

    Earthman Well-Known Member

    Shaq sprays it on his balls when they itch
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Two words: Shaq's balls
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