The next Comedy Central Roast will be... James Franco...

'Bout time that guy get some work.

 

No shit... What the hell?
he's been around for years, but now - suddenly - he's all over the place. He's got another buddy movie (with Wil Ferrell) coming out next month.

 

He's gonna' be the next actor we all get sick of because he's everywere. It's already started with me.

 

I get the impression that Hart is well -aware that his A-list status may be short-lived. He's smart to do everything he can before that happens.

I like the guy. I'm not saying he's the next Eddie Murphy, but I do like him.

 

Apparently no punches were pulled for this one. A line from Hannibal Burress to Biebs:

"They say that you roast the ones you love, but I don't like you at all, man. I'm just here because it's a real good opportunity for me. Actually, you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likable in the public eye. And I hope it doesn't work."

Justin Bieber Got His "Dick Kicked In" During Saturday's Roast

 

Wow, between this and exposing Cosby, this guy really is my hero.

 

Jeff Ross: “I know you’ll never end up like Kurt Cobain or Amy Winehouse ... respected.”

 

Kevin Hart: “Bieber has 10 million fans — most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.”

 

Jeff Ross: “Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of s***, and he hangs out with James Franco.”

 

Buress: “Justin, I don’t like your music…I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy.”

 

That is solid.

 

“What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours.” - Bieber