the new web journalism that will save the dmn

so this is what it has come to at the once mighty dmn? a cowboy player blog discussing women farting. yep, this'll save the day.

http://cowboysinsiderblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/04/wow-really.html#comments

Wow Really!!
9:19 AM Tue, Apr 07, 2009 | Permalink
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Man what do you do if your chic farts?It doesn't seem as if women
should fart. I was walking in the grocery store in the chips and dips
aisle. This lady was walking in front of me pushing her cart she
stopped to pick up some pringles and let one rip. Sounded like a growl
and and a motor but smelt like a dead carcus. OMG! Now I knew it
wasn't me LOL and we were the only two people on the aisle. She just
smiled and kept walking like nothing happened the smell followed her.
I swear I could see it like smoke out of a train just nasty.
My boy told me he was kissing a girl and she gave him a silent killer.
This is definitely a mood killer. Do you continue to kiss her? This is
a WWMBD moment (What Would Marty B Do). I would of definitely stop
kissing her LOL and asked her if she was ok. But this is what he did
he started sniffing the air and asked her if she smelled what he
smelled. She said naw I don't smell anything, and kept it moving. He
asked her again you sure you don't smell anything and she said yes
hunny I'm sure. Then she asked what it was he smelled he started
laughing and said oh nothing.
I guess women have to let go at times too but it just doesn't seem
right, but if they do then it shouldn't smell or make a sound. I mean
come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating
spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and
as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her
beauty or call her out?


Never stop chasing your dreams.

Peace, Love and Happiness

Marty B

 

Idiocracy

 

Am I supposed to know who Marty B is?

 

I didn't know Dallas signed Marty Booker.

 

What the fuck was that?

 

I was going to post a promo picture from that movie.

That's the direction we're heading. And a hell of lot faster than I feared.

 

That's horrible. And Exhibit A for why some blogs need to be edited. I don't know what else to say. Damn.

 

Some blogs need to be edited? All blogs need to be edited.
I wonder if they're paying this journalistic charlatan. If so, they're paying him too much.
And let's see how long it lasts. The life span of many blogs rivals that of the fruit fly.

 

To be fair: Texas A&M ditched its journalism department shortly before 'Tellus arrived on campus.

 

Well, we don't edit staff writers' blogs for the most part, with the exception of looking for objectionable content. Most of our writers post directly to the Web, and the typos are seen as a product of the immediacy the blog affords. In this case (and many others), there needs to be some cleaning up. Or you could just spike this damn thing. I'm sure this topic has been discussed here many times before.

 

martellus bennett

 

"I mean come on if you were on a date with Angelina Jolie a lunch date eating spaghetti and pancakes or whatever it is people eat in Hollywood and as she's feeding you she farts. Do you let her slide because of her beauty or call her out?

Never stop chasing your dreams.

Peace, Love and Happiness"

That's my favorite part. He goes straight from Angelina Jolie flatulence to his advice to all the children of the world.